Christmas Cutbacks

Celebrating Christmas in a recession can be tough: Effective immediately, the following economising measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of Christmas” subsidiary: The partridge will be retained, but the pear tree, which never produced the cash crop forecasted, will be replaced by a plastic hanging plant, providing considerable savings in maintenance; Two turtle doves represent a redundancy that is simply not cost effective. In addition, their romance during working hours could not be Continue Reading →