London Underground Announcements

Below are genuine announcements made by tube drivers, on the London Underground. To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the second carriage, what part of ‘stand clear of the doors’ don’t you understand?” ********************************************************** At Camden town station (on a crowded Saturday afternoon): “Please let Continue Reading →

How To Keep A Healthy Level of Insanity

At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Insist that your e mail address is: [email protected] [email protected] Every time someone asks you to do something, ask Continue Reading →

Crazy Legal Cases

January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000.00 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running amok inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving tyke was Ms. Robertson’s Continue Reading →