Movie Humour

Things you would never know without the movies: When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing parade - at any time of year. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her. The Chief of Police will…

No Excuses for Church

To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, my brother Frank's Church is going to have a special No Excuse Sunday. Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who say that Sunday is the only day they can sleep in. We will have steel helmets for those who say the roof would cave in if they ever came to church. Blankets will be furnished for those who think the church…