(B)logging off?

Quite an amusing piece: First, I have developed website-phobia (perhaps "retophobia" will become a recognised psycho-malady of our times, like post-traumatic stress disorder and Gulf War syndrome). Gremlins have devoured some of my students' grades and a letter of recommendation for a job applicant. I have suffered financial hardship because of the security system my bank uses to protect my account from me. The risibly named "Executive Club" website of British Airways has condemned me…