Read the Signs

On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak." In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action." On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push." At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place." At a Car Dealership: "The best way to…